hustlerose:

hey be cool thats drum n bass legend dj penis addiction 

serethereal:

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

catmask:

catmask:

i love when smthing makes u mad and then u eat food and ur like okay that was still wrong but im normal about it now

taps mic haha. lot of dwarves in the c.rowd tonight

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Y'know. Can’t remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

tinybed:

circleturk:

How Tumblr live should’ve been

futurebird:

Traditional ant names

Traditional ant names are based on one ant virtue as the first name and one ant “intimidating quality” as the last name.

For example:

• Temperance the Absconder
• Proportionality the Relentless
• Synchronicity the Amputator
• Alacrity the Calculating
• Efficiency the Eternal Witness

cetitan:

cetitan:

The world’s greatest video has been found

pumpomulos:

softwaring:

pansyfemme:

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point